Anyone agree?
posted by Carrie at
8:44 PM
Saturday, August 24, 2002
AVRIL SUCKS. she's s poser. she says she's punk. then she said she isnt punk rock. make up your mind whore.
Reasons to hate:
1) she's a poser. she says she can skateboard. but on the complicated movie she's only seen going forward and going down a HILL. anyone can do that dumbfuck. one of my best friends went down a hill and he hasnt skateboarded before in his life. good job avril. she said she's been skating since 11th grade. and she's a newly becoming senior now? so lets say, 3 months? wow she's a true skater. plus she can ollie over her dog! YAY. lets just hope that dog seeks revenge and kills her in her sleep.
2) 2 words. PUNK POSERLets see. if i go to hot topic, buy a few ties, and arm bands. ONLY STRIPED BCUZ STRIPED IS SOOOOO PUNK! and um i need tons of shitty eye liner, and i need a hair straightener bcuz god that looks punk. and next on the agenda, i need to a> get the new beach boys cd, since i look up to them and b> kill myself! yay.
3)GUITARIST POSER! i read that she only plays guitar on 1 song on her cd. thats lik 1/14. yay im such a punk now. and i dont even have to use the guitar in my music video ! yay. congradulations avril, ur a poser.
4)she makes it "cool" for teeny bopping preppish whores to wear ties, too much make up, and "act punk". go back to fuckin canada and go screw with the beach boys u whore. america doesnt want u. go back home! U DONT EVEN WRITE UR OWN MUSIC!!!! hmm maybe if i co write all my music, ill become a popular whore too!
5) Singing: in all her songs, she sounds like a constipated mountain goat giving birth while getting CPR from a lion.
6) Retard: i bet if i acted that retarded on tv, i could get a special yellow bus all for me. on TRL she was like "i like her socks"
7) Personality: there is none in this POP singer's mind.
8)Back up band: like totally, i wish i could hav like a um back up like whats the word again? oh yea, back up band. bcuz like the drummer is lyke totally hot. i am totally crunching for him!
9)Tie buisness: she thinks that she's the fuckin first person in "punk" to wear a tie. wake up barbie. and go blow ken."a lot of girls are wearing ties because of me so i made some with my logo on it" that would be avril! stupid whore!
10) lucky number 10....she thinks she's sooooo great, and makes other artists small. "No one could be Britney. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but her popularity and success are mind-blowing. For Avril to arrogantly declare that she could do even better than one of the most successful teen pop artists ever is ludicrous (and a bit too cocky for my liking). And if she's so against posing in slutty clothes, why didn't she throw in some of that bitchy attitude she seems so proud of and refuse to wear the outfits to begin with? The story simply isn't adding up." -taken from www.recroommagizine.com
Reasons to hate:
1) she's a poser. she says she can skateboard. but on the complicated movie she's only seen going forward and going down a HILL. anyone can do that dumbfuck. one of my best friends went down a hill and he hasnt skateboarded before in his life. good job avril. she said she's been skating since 11th grade. and she's a newly becoming senior now? so lets say, 3 months? wow she's a true skater. plus she can ollie over her dog! YAY. lets just hope that dog seeks revenge and kills her in her sleep.
2) 2 words. PUNK POSERLets see. if i go to hot topic, buy a few ties, and arm bands. ONLY STRIPED BCUZ STRIPED IS SOOOOO PUNK! and um i need tons of shitty eye liner, and i need a hair straightener bcuz god that looks punk. and next on the agenda, i need to a> get the new beach boys cd, since i look up to them and b> kill myself! yay.
3)GUITARIST POSER! i read that she only plays guitar on 1 song on her cd. thats lik 1/14. yay im such a punk now. and i dont even have to use the guitar in my music video ! yay. congradulations avril, ur a poser.
4)she makes it "cool" for teeny bopping preppish whores to wear ties, too much make up, and "act punk". go back to fuckin canada and go screw with the beach boys u whore. america doesnt want u. go back home! U DONT EVEN WRITE UR OWN MUSIC!!!! hmm maybe if i co write all my music, ill become a popular whore too!
5) Singing: in all her songs, she sounds like a constipated mountain goat giving birth while getting CPR from a lion.
6) Retard: i bet if i acted that retarded on tv, i could get a special yellow bus all for me. on TRL she was like "i like her socks"
7) Personality: there is none in this POP singer's mind.
8)Back up band: like totally, i wish i could hav like a um back up like whats the word again? oh yea, back up band. bcuz like the drummer is lyke totally hot. i am totally crunching for him!
9)Tie buisness: she thinks that she's the fuckin first person in "punk" to wear a tie. wake up barbie. and go blow ken."a lot of girls are wearing ties because of me so i made some with my logo on it" that would be avril! stupid whore!
10) lucky number 10....she thinks she's sooooo great, and makes other artists small. "No one could be Britney. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but her popularity and success are mind-blowing. For Avril to arrogantly declare that she could do even better than one of the most successful teen pop artists ever is ludicrous (and a bit too cocky for my liking). And if she's so against posing in slutty clothes, why didn't she throw in some of that bitchy attitude she seems so proud of and refuse to wear the outfits to begin with? The story simply isn't adding up." -taken from www.recroommagizine.com
posted by Carrie at
8:25 PM
